Here are some pics of Baba Ramdev's dog.... . . . . .

GIIB Women explained by Engineers ......!!

jokes

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Paragraph That Explains Life:

Arthur Ashe, the Legendary Wimbledon Player Was Dying Of AIDS Which He Contracted During His Heart Surgery In 1983. After That He Received From His Fans, One Of Which Read: “Why GOD Has To Select You For Such A Bad Disease?”

Arthur Ashe Replied: “50 Million Children Starts Playing Tennis, 5 Million Learns To Play Tennis, 5,00,000 Learns Professional Tennis, 50,000 Comes To Circuit, 5000 Reaches Grand slam, 50 Reaches Wimbledon, 4 Reaches Semi-Final, 2 Reaches Final, And When I Was Holding The Cup I Never Asked GOD “Why Me?”. And Now In Pain I Should Not Be Asking GOD “Why Me?”

Happiness Keeps You Sweet!

Trial Keeps You Strong!

Sorrow Keeps You Human!

Failure Keeps You Humble!

Success Keeps You Glowing!, but,

Only Faith Keeps You Going!!!!

Employees Waiting for Diwali Leave Approval!!!

Pictures of Asian Games 2010

INDIANS ARE POOR BUT INDIA IS NOT A POOT COUNTRY

"Indians are poor but INDIA is not a poor country". Says one of the Swiss bank directors. He says that "$1.4 trillion (over Rs 70 lakh crore)" of Indian money is deposited in Swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for 30 yrs.

Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians.

From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads.

Forever free power supply to more than 500 social projects.

Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. No need of World Bank & IMF loan.

Think how our money is blocked by ill-gotten wealth of Indian businessmen and politicians. We have full right against corrupt politicians.

Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe. Take this seriously, You can forward jokes, then why not this? Be a responsible citizen.

Link http://www.dnaindia.com/money/report_indian-money-in-swiss-and-other-banks-is-over-rs-70-lakh-crore_1244317